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Demetrius Nicodemus
Bitchin'
The first time I interviewed a comedian after a show, I was
surprised when he dropped his stage persona and morphed into a
businessman. In time, I came to expect it. Still, I kept looking
for what my naive idea of a comedian is the funniest guy you
know, who finally, after all of his friends said "Man, you
should be a comedian," actually pulled it off.
Now I've found him. He's Demetrius Nicodemus, a half-black,
half-Greek comedian from Toledo. When I spoke to him after his
show, he didn't shift personas, didn't give a crap about
who I was or what I was writing, and was still funny as hell.
Some folks might not relate to Demetrius's drug and sex
references, but they really resonate with me. He caught my eye
many years ago at Timmy P's Comedy Nights at the Heidelberg,
where he recounted how his friend told him the government is taping
everybody's phone conversations. "Really?" he replied.
"Can I have them get some of that shit I said when I was high?
'Cause that shit is funny."
One of the problems with writing about comedians is you don't
want to give away too many of their jokes. Otherwise, what's
the fun in going to see them? So I've decided to give you
excerpts from the jokes Demetrius told when I caught him at the Ann
Arbor Comedy Showcase. That way, I won't ruin it for you, but
you'll still see how freaking hilarious this guy is. Ready?
"I own a five-year-old Lab, a boxer, and a loaf of
bread."
"You do not accidentally poop in fourteen pair of
shoes."
"My ass is acting up."
"I thought my girlfriend's vibrator was a lint
remover."
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Demetrius spends a goodly part of his time recounting conversations
he has with his friends. My favorite was the one with his deaf
friend, who had just broken up with his girlfriend. When Demetrius
asked why, he wrote, "I just couldn't take the bitching."
Demetrius pauses, looks around in amazement at the audience, and
asks, "Do you know how much you have to bitch at a deaf man
to make him leave you?"
Demetrius Nicodemus returns to the Comedy Showcase on Saturday,
July 5.
Charmie Gholson
[Review published July 2008]
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