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Jeff Parker
The pleasures of pizza
It isn't difficult to remember the slackers from the early
1990s, with their skateboards, their own language, their tattoos,
their piercings, and their tough rock. They hung around towns like
this, where they could easily find the kinds of support jobs that
a college town provides, particularly in the lower end of the food
service sector. The jobs were easy enough to do if your mind was
elsewhere or especially fuzzy from the night or afternoon before.
You didn't care if you were fired anyway, because you knew there
was another minimum-wage job waiting somewhere not far away.
Jeff Parker, who spent a few years here recently when he taught
at EMU, has written a funny first novel about these characters.
His Ovenman is essentially a picaresque novel that follows the
beautifully named When Thinfinger into and out of his career at the
Piecemeal Pizza by the Slice shop in a college town in central
Florida sometime during the days of the first Gulf War. I give
that place and time only as reference; When and his friends don't
really pay much attention to mainstream culture. In fact, it is
represented only by the occasional appearance of the police or by
the need for money to buy some beer or pay the rent.
Parker's hero has his pleasures, but they're not quite
what you would expect. He enjoys riding his skateboard or doing
wheelies on his bike more than he enjoys having sex with his paranoid
girlfriend or even singing with his punk band, Wormdevil. He gets
messed up nightly, but he never remembers it and has to write Post-it
notes that he sticks to his body to remind himself of something he
may have done the previous evening. He pilfers from his employers
because that is part of his life. "Maybe there are some limits
to be tested," he says to his best friend. "In a way,
it's like Robin Hood." But that's far too grandiose
for the situation, and When knows it.
His main problem is that he's found a job he likes: ovenman
at the pizza place. "All I can think about is the simple job
of mopping floors, of Ajaxing the sinks, of scraping burnt-to-a-crisp
ronis [aka pepperoni] off the back of the oven brick." This
creates a dilemma. He is so good that he finds himself promoted
to night manager, where he is actually responsible for things.
Where he actually has to fire people. Where he has the combination
to the safe.
Jeff Parker has done a wonderful job re-creating this world,
with all its unique language, only some of which I pretend to
understand, and its very own distinct code of conduct. And, perhaps
best of all, he has done a great job making us care about When
Thinfinger and his particular choices. At the end of the book, we
are almost ready to celebrate with the Ovenman, even though we have
to get up and go to work tomorrow.
Jeff Parker reads from Ovenman at the Neutral Zone on Monday,
October 8.
Keith Taylor
[Review published October 2007]
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