Tilt

Spontaneous combustion

by Kate Conner-Ruben

posted 2/1/2002

Scene: A guy's apartment; couch, table, a couple of chairs — and in the corner a barrel of monkeys. Enter the guy and a girl, after a first date. He: "Can I get you something to drink?" She: "I'd like chocolate Sprite." He: "Oh! An aristocrat!" They laugh. He prepares the beverage. Suddenly the monkeys begin to

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