Disappearing Dioramas

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3) The removal of all models, dioramas, paintings and facsimiles of us and our fellow prehistoric mammalian brethren from the museum

4) The design and production of a laptop to accommodate our massive toes, as it's taken me three weeks to type this on my dinky Sony.

In conclusion, if these conditions are not met, we will begin leaving gigantic squishy "presents" all over campus, the likes of which you’ve never seen.

Sincerely,

The RHAMMA

(As translated from the original text by Glenn Bering)